where's the "any" key?????? :s

ask homer simpson where the "any" key is...and he'll say "in the keyboard of my computer"... ask any brilliant IT student where the "any" key is...and he'll say..."sorry i dont talk to freaks" :)......well how wrong can geniuses be eh??.....check a few of these pics out....you'll never look at homer simpson d same way ever again...lol